You & Me

To Masterbation and Porn

yuandme — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:14:04 +0000

One day while taking a bath I got an erection (as has been happening since I was like 1 day old), and while I enjoyed the hot steamy water I just began to play with myself. Not like, “oh, I’m going to play with myself and start masterbating”, but like I might rub my arm or something. In other words, it was pointless. The difference was that when I rubbed my penis it grew even larger, (painfully so) and at the same time began to feel really good.

Soon I couldn’t stop and before I knew it I squired “stuff” like three feet into the air. I had to stand up and rinse myself off in the show.

After this happened I began to fantasize about Crystal, a tall brunette girl in the neighborhood who was my age but was beginning to developing curves. We “dated” like kids might date and sometimes made out lightly, as in kissing. But afterward I would run home and take a bath, fantasize about our “make out” session and imagine going further. I began to rub my cock as it grew and hardened until it reached explosive proportions… Crystal was so hot…

Escalating to Porn

One day an older kid in the neighborhood invited me over to watch “a movie”. So I went over and followed him around the house as he searched for “just the right movie to watch”. I could not figure out why we was searching for movies in his fathers underwear drawer when there was a whole bunch of good movies to watch in his living room.

He was excited when he found it and showed me the cover, there was a cartoon of a naked girl on it. I tried to protest (honestly, I did), but he just laughed at me and through the VHS into the TV anyways.

My “friend” was practically rolling on the ground laughing at me while I sat in awe and absolute stunned at this “cartoon”. A girl, racing to get to her own wedding across the country side wearing her gown. But along the way she continued to meet road blocks of sorts. She would have to cover someones “property” or someones “bridge” everytime they always required payment. But the girl had no money. Desperate to make it to her wedding, the first guy (a lumber jack) convinces her (forces her) to have sex with him. She sees “rainbows” (evidently she was a virgin) and then was allowed to cross (her dress was slightly teared). Eventually she liked sex so much that it was what she began to offer every time she crossed another “territory”. When she made it to the church, her cloths were ripped completely off. At the sight everyone broke out into a giant orgy fest.

And that was my first experience with porn.

Who can watch porn without getting horny? My erection came while watching porn, but I did not want to leave to the bathtub to masterbate, so I began doing in right there in front of the TV. After I started doing this, masterbating in the bathtub was no longer necessary, I could do it while in bed as I fantasized about what I had seen.

In the next post I will share how I escalated from masterbating and porn to dry sex with a hot black Christian girl. After that I will share my actual first experience with sex.

In the mean time, enjoy some of these pictures I’ve found:

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Which Is Your Favorite?

Post to Poll to Door Oh My

yuandme — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:00:17 +0000

When I was about eight everyone began to call me a monkey. I loved to climb. It began with trees and escalated to telephone posts. However, I soon discovered – in my innocence – that it felt good to climb. I mean really good.

I didn’t know why, all I knew was when I climb it felt good.

Soon I discovered that it wasn’t the “climb” as much as the motion that was giving me great pleasure. So I began to attempt to reinvent the conditions of that sensation somewhere more convenient: The post on my bunk bed.

Soon that wasn’t enough (as I got bigger) and so I had to find another outlet: the bedroom door. By this time I began to make the connection (perhaps by instinct) that my pleasure was directly related to sex. It was my penis that was feeling really good (and getting messy) and since I did not know how babies “happened”, only that when men and women have sex, babies are the result, I began to have nightmares of impregnating my bedroom door.

It might sound crazy, but I was only a kid.

In the next post I want to share how I escalated from “door” to “masterbation” and my first experience with actual porn.

Stay tuned, and in the mean time, check out this monkey who is getting more action at one time then I ever did.

Series on My Story

yuandme — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 05:19:15 +0000

Over the next several posts I want to tell my story. This will be a knock out series (as the picture below indicates) of how I went from innocent post climber to habitual masterbator who would probably – given the right circumstances – cheat on his wife (to my great shame).

Stay Tuned for this Knock Out Series

Art of Sex

yuandme — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 04:11:48 +0000

This couple has taken sex to a whole new level. It is not just about “porn” or “doing in” or “letting laid” etc. It is about the art of sex – maximum stimulation / maximum satisfaction.

When I make love with a woman, I aim to maximize her experience. After all, a happy customer always cums back for more.

SEX Clash

yuandme — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:29:12 +0000

I think Women are not as addicted to SEX as Men because if they were the world would be little more then a giant swapping swinging orgy fest!

Would I get anything done – seriously – if I could have SEX with any girl I wanted whenever I wanted?

Would you?

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

AND SO ON AND SO ON…

Another confession: When I see Fucking Fine Women walking through the MALL Looking all Hot and Sexy…

I DO SEE THEM AS A PIECE OF MEAT

I’d like to think of my self as a gentleman. But let’s be honest. We are gentlemen because we want to FUCK these hot ass girls…

COME NOW! CONFESS… WHY ARE YOU A GENTLEMAN?

LADIES… WILL YOU FUCK A STRANGER IF HE IS A GENTLEMAN?

All MEN are SEX Addicts…

yuandme — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 01:45:43 +0000

… it is absolutely true!

If you are a guy you are addicted to SEX! You may hide but you can’t run. The difference between people like Tiger and the rest of us is that few people have the ability and the guts to fulfill their sex-addictions.

But if you had the opportunity and were 100% certain that no one would find out, and if some fucking hot ass with a tiny waste and big breasts presented herself to you…

Tell me would wouldn’t TAP this…………

You would.

I would.

But WOMEN are a different story. They are rarely never SEX Addicts.

DO YOU KNOW ANY WOMEN WHO ARE SEX ADDICTS?

ARE YOU A FEMALE SEX ADDICT?

(CONFESSION BELOW!)